textsfromhillaryclinton:

Thanks to @CapitolHillKid and @AdamConner for finding the photo.

Original image by Kevin Lamarque for Reuters.

Chivalry by Thao with the Get Down Stay Down

“I am tired, I am through…

When I love, I will love so hard. Harder than I could love with you….

Is it that my heart beat too loud?…you hold the door, but you won’t let me in.”

My diet consists mostly of coffee, Doritos, and alcohol.

Occasionally I supplement with a bagel, a slice of pizza or ice cream.

And to think that I feed my pets nothing but an organic, raw diet every day of their lives.

If I had a dollar for every time I had to wear my pearls to cover up a hickie…

My bedside drawer contains two vibrators, my epilator (<3), my bikini trimmer and my boot knife.

How hot is that?

I think it’s cute when my father gives me dating advice.

Especially when the advice includes phrases such as “he can’t deal with a crazy ass lesbo who keeps him up all night.” and “he knows damn well if he messes with you he’s going to be up all night.”

iaminlikewithmybike:

www.mystomachisfullofanger.com

Seriously. Does it get any better than this T-shirt? Go Andy.

I love it when lesbians hug and kiss me while I’m stopped at a stoplight on my bike.

Safe? Perhaps not.

Delightful? Absolutely.

” I am a severe germophobe. I like would want to dose my partner in anti bacterial hand gel and then touch them with rubber gloves. Obvs I am not really into three ways or anything like that either. Though I might be more open to it if there were hand soap and moist toilettes involved.”

Note to self: ridiculously short dresses get even more ridiculously short when washed. Even in cold water.